Strip club tip 2: Bring Money and Spend it

Do bring enough money to have fun and take part in the festivities. Money makes the world go ’round and it makes the strip club fun! This place is not for just watching everyone else. When was the last time you took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese just to watch everyone else play the games, eat pizza and have fun? In this environment, it is considered stealing to watch someone without paying them. You are stealing from the paying patron and the performer.

It is courteous to tip the stage… especially if you are enjoying the show and came for the purpose of “learning a few moves” yourself. The rule of thumb is if it makes you want to clap, tip instead.(Clapping is NOT an acceptable method of payment. This is not Cirque Du Soleil). What bill can you pay with a round of applause or a plethora of compliments, anyway? These girls have bills to pay and they are entertaining you. If you ask a dancer to show you how to do a move, tip her! You have already bypassed expensive private lessons, so pay up!

Don’t go to the DJ booth to make requests without money. That is a good way to become the butt of many jokes over the microphone. Everything costs money… Tip the waitresses, too! Don’t make her want to get her tip off your plate. Like many other clubs, there is a two drink minimum. Don’t order one drink, sip it the whole two or three hours you spend in there, watching everyone else get dances. Don’t place one 10-piece wing order for a table of 5 asking for 3 different flavors.

Do plan ahead and bring enough money to take part in the festivities! Bring a minimum of $250/person. May seem like a lot but yes! That should cover drinks, food, tips, and dances. Save up. Dress up. (Leave the attitudes at home). Come out. Pay up! Have fun!

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The Nose Cozy: Innovations That Save Lives

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My mother suffers from sleep apnea. She has to wear an apparatus that helps her breathe as she sleeps every night. There is a mask that coves her nose and mouth to push air into her air way. It’s called a CPap machine. This machine pumps air to to the mask and keeps her from snoring. After a month or so, she had developed an abrasion that irritated the top of her nose.

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Straight Girl’s Guide to Visiting the Strip Club TIP 1: Do Not Dance When Your Song Comes On!

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October 16, 2013

The adult entertainment industry has become a major part of mainstream American pop culture in recent years, making strippers as American as apple pie. Pole dancing classes are booming thanks to the DROVES of women who want to learn the sexy moves of the stripper while getting a really good work out in. This craze has led some heterosexual women to invade the once only boys club the STRIP CLUB!

As girlie girls in a foreign environment I want to equip you with the proper strip club etiquette if you choose to visit this very masculine terrain. You might be asking yourself why I mentioned “etiquette” and “strip club” in the same sentence. Well because there’s strip club etiquette. There’s all kinds of rules of engagement as it relates to good behavior in the strip club.

Each HUMP DAY I will choose one topic to focus on and prepare any pretty girl who wishes to visit the strip club with the proper strip club etiquette.

Straight Girl Visiting the Strip Club TIP #1:

DO NOT DANCE WHEN YOUR SONG COMES ON!

Men don’t come to strip clubs to see women who are not dancers. I have heard women chat among themselves about going to the strip club to meet a man. Ladies this is not a good idea!

The strip club is a boys club where boys can be boys. Some women come into that environment thinking that men are open and ready to mingle. Ladies save yourself some heartache and some time. Men are only interested in the women who are performing.

Now this goes into my next piece of advice,

If you are not a dancer please don’t dance; furthermore if you don’t work at the strip club please don’t dance. If your song comes on just groove in your chair. This is not your chance to become discovered or to become a star.

Trust me you don’t want any unnecessary attention. I warn women that this is not an ideal situation to meet a man or become discovered. I repeat: DO NOT DANCE WHEN YOUR SONG COMES ON!

If you’d like to get some real attention, talk to the manager about possible employment and become legit. Or inquire about amateur night. There is nothing more pathetic than a wanna-be stripper, impersonating a stripper, inside a strip club. Please don’t be that pretty girl!

Sayuri came up with this fun hump day series: The Straight Girl’s Guide to Visiting the Strip Club.

She was unsure of our reception to this discussion but I think she is hilarious and informative at the same time. We talk about all kinds of things and girls going to the strip club is one thing that is very popular these days. Each week she will delve a little deeper into the straight girl visiting the strip club tips.